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6月30日 If......IF A MAN WANTS YOU Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. Change comes from within. Even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man.. You should not be the one doing all the bending... Compromise is a two-way street. There is nothing cute about baggage... Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... Look for someone complimentary... Not supplementary. Dating is fun... Even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. When a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- He takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, An hour to appreciate them, A day to love them And an entire lifetime to forget them.
**Thanks Bernice** 6月8日 Pics...I got around to adding some pics,you can take a look at them under June 8th.
Some are of kids swimming, some are from when we went to the zoo.I'll be adding lots more this weekend.
Here is a lil joke I thought was cute....
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "T hen answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understan d and speak English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy lo o ks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and beg an petting h er all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...." Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
LOL........ ya'll have a great day! Love, Hugs & Kisses* ~Tana~ This & ThatLet me tell you what my mom gave my 6 year old little boy......A Mouse! Or should I say a white rat! I know my mom would never have a anything like that in her house. Ah and you know what she said? "You always wanted one as a kid" Now let me tell you my little boy loves this mouse/rat and he named him Mike I’ll post a few pics of him soon. And if you can help me think of a good pay back for my mom well please be sure to tell me all about it.(lol) My cell phone died the other day, yeah I lost all my numbers I had in it! So if I haven’t called you that is why. So if I had your number call me and give it back. I love the new phone I got and its cause it has a monkey ring tone on it, yeah yeah I love monkeys! It was well worth the money (lol) ok well maybe not $234.00 but o well had to have one. I have been so very busy with kids being out of school. Ahh and it has been hot, we have been swimming everyday so I got lots of pics to post when I get so time. Oh yeah I have had a few emails and I’m sorry I haven’t got a chance to reply back to them but I will do that "ASAP" and same for the comments. I’ll get around to everyone’s space this weekend. ~TTFN~ Love, Hugs & Kisses* ~Tana~ |
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